![]() 07/15/2014 at 15:02 • Filed to: opponauts against people who do this | ![]() | ![]() |
Older lady pulls up in this SLS, Nails the concrete parking stop with the lower bit of her front bumper. Zero fucks given by her. She doesn't even bat an eye at it. The lower bit is barely kissing it,but still it's damaged. There's a wee bit of damage. No up close picture of the damage as I was enjoying a nice evil eye.
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Man one great thing about the new and improved bro truckalier. Can now park over curbs. I don't regret raising the ride height at all.
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You know what's fun? Having to test parts to withstand that idiot who pulls alllllll the way up til the tire touches the park block, and then backs out, dragging the whole car back over the concrete block.
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Fucking dumb ass probably couldn't even tell you the number of cylinders the engine has... This is why we can't have nice things.
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I didn't stick around afterwards, I'm guessing that there wasn't that much damage but that sure left a mark. The entire front bumper wasn't in the best condition.
I'm going to start spectating that actually! I'm just going to stick around the nearest strip mall to watch people rip their cars about.
![]() 07/15/2014 at 15:08 |
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Not a true bro truck unless you fit mud tires to it and never go trailing. Don't forget the (completely unnecessary) beadlock!
![]() 07/15/2014 at 15:09 |
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You may see more than cars. Years ago after about....15? drinks I tripped over one of those things and face planted.
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Step 2 is already complete (never go trailing). Now I just need Mud tires. I wonder what the smallest mud tires are? Can I get something like a 14 inch with ridiculous mud tread to fit in my wheel wells? hahahaha.
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Haha, Then should really put my patented "Drunk pad landing systems" in front of those things :) you alright?
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Oh yeah none the worse for wear.
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oh no, it really becomes a bro truck when it has Mud Terrain tires but only 2 inches of sidewall
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don't you know it's more than "bumbles" that bounce? drunk people too!
![]() 07/15/2014 at 15:31 |
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My wife always asks why I don't let her drive my car. THIS is just one of the reasons. "Because I don't want it to look like yours!'
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Hahahaha, Great way of putting it!
![]() 07/15/2014 at 15:45 |
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If someone gave my dad that car or an original 300 vert he would be the happiest man forever.
Anybody listening to this who has a 300 roadster?
![]() 07/15/2014 at 16:05 |
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People put small mudtires on old Subaru's relatively often.
![]() 07/15/2014 at 16:08 |
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This must be done.
![]() 07/15/2014 at 16:43 |
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Might need spacers, but http://www.tirerack.com/tires/tires.js…
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my reaction